We must win ARML. Don’t try to stop us. Here is the plan for ARML team results (in order):
1. San Francisco Bay Area (who else?)
2. Thomas Jefferson
4. Eastern Massachusetts
5. I think Texas has a decent team, so let’s stick them here in 5th.
6. New York City has a tradition of doing well, so how about 6th place?
7. The SFBA B team also needs to do well. More precisely, it is essential that the B team defeats Northern California, a team that deserves to suffer for kidnapping Dmitri Taubinsky.
If you’re from SFBA A, work hard and let’s win. Otherwise, don’t beat us.