Awww. I was demoted to second chair in the orchestra, and the first chair is a sophomore. Argh. That means I’ll probably have to wait until I’m a senior to be first chair unless I get better more quickly than she.
I don’t know if anyone cares about funny things my professors say, but this one is just too amusing not to mention: “This is so trivial that I can assign it as homework.” — Prof. Labutin (analysis professor).